A Plus Ultra Winter Vacation

~Momo~

This vacation is going to be one of the best things I'll have done all year. Especially after all the Tanaka drama and Father's assassination, I'll be glad to get away.

Mom's taking over the company. She says she's going to change things so that the company doesn't have to come before me.

Shoto knocks on the door. I open the door and there he stands with a suitcase. He smiles upon seeing me.

"Hello, Yaoyorozu-san," he greets Mom.

"Hi, Shoto." Mom hugs him. He blushes and I can tell he wasn't expecting a hug, but my mother is like that once she's seen you enough times.

"Okay, now smile!" She pulls a camera from her purse and starts snapping pictures. Of me, of Shoto, of us together.

"MOM! That's enough," I plead.

"Alright, alright." She sighs and looks at me. "It's going to be a bunch of teenagers and no adult chaperones. I don't know how I feel about this."

"No, no, Aizawa and Miss Joke will be there," Shoto says.

"Oh, that's a bit better. But no shenanigans while you two are there. No hijinks. You know, just don't come back with a baby." Mom blushes.

We both blush and Shoto stares at the wall. "Mom! Are you done now?!"

"Yes, yes," Mom rolls her eyes at ME and practically shoves us out of the door. 

She's actually insane, I think.

~Shoto~

After that strange speech, I learn just how different Momo's parents and my parents are. Dad said almost nothing to me except "Don't get her pregnant" and Mom made so many stupid jokes that it was giving me a head ache.

Natsuo's jokes are worse. "Alright Shoto, we're pulling out," he said as he and Fuyumi backed out of the driveway in Natsuo's white car, leaving us in Ashido's front yard.

Fuyumi hits him in the shoulder and mouths sorry words to me as they drive away.

Momo giggles and I turn to her. "How is this funny to you, this is exhausting." She covers her mouth and snickers more.

"They're just too funny! I wish I had siblings."

"No, you do not."

--

"Momo-babe!" Ashido runs up to Momo and squeezes her tightly. "Todoroki-kun!" She attacks me next with a smothering hug. "You guys ready for a road trip?!"

"Heck yeah!" Kaminari's voice is loud and clear even from across the room.

"Shut up! My ears, Kami!" I recognize Jiro Kyoka's voice as well.

I hug all of my friends and greet them. "This is gonna be so fucking awesome," Kirishima says.

"Right you are, babe." Ashido says as she goes to get the door for one more person. "I want you all to meet my new bestie, right next to you Ochaco-babe."

She opens the door to reveal Utsushimi Camie, waving at us and smiling.

Bakugo's jaw drops and his eyes widen upon seeing her. "Utsushimi-chan?! What are you doing here?!"

"Baku-boo!" She runs to him and throws her arms around his shoulders. She stays that way for a while, everyone's staring at them and Bakugo is as stiff as a board.

Finally, he pries her apart from him. "Don't call me that!"

Utsushimi giggles as she teases him. He blushes and tries to look away from her.

"Um?! What are all you shits looking at?!!" He yells at the rest of us. Everyone focuses on anything else to look at, except Kirishima. Out of the corner of my eye, I see Kirishima looking at Bakugo, feeling happy for his friend.

"Enough," Aizawa groans, emerging from another room. "I have enough to deal with."

"Well, since none of us can drive yet, we'll have to take the bus, so come on, guys! We're gonna miss it if we don't hurry up!" Ashido suddenly grabs her bags and runs out of the door.

(Author's Note: The legal driving age in Japan is 18.)

"Okay, coming!" Momo grabs her suitcase and my hand and rushes out of Ashido's house. Being yanked to the door, I quickly latch onto my suitcase handle and run out with her. 

~Momo~

The bus driver's face instantly changes when he notices the band of teenagers climbing onto his bus.

"They don't pay me enough for this bullshit..." I hear him mumble.

"Where are we sitting?" Kyoka asks.

"It's a double-decker let's go to the top!" Ashido shrieks and runs up to the second level of the bus.

"GET OUT OF MY WAY, NERDS!" Three seconds and Bakugo is already yelling at a group of kids who were in his path.

"Bakugo-kun!" I hiss at him. Then I kneel toward the children and say, "I'm sorry about him." Then I give them each five dollars.

"Thank you, pretty lady!" I hear one of the kids whisper as I walk off to join my friends.

I slide into a window seat and Shoto sits next to me. "I saw that, Momo. You're really good with children."

"Thanks, hon," I blush.

Ashido sits with Utsushimi rather than Kirishima, while Kirishima sits with Kaminari and Jiro sits with Uraraka. Bakugo sits with Iida, which is actually the worst place he could be. Hagakure sits with Ojiro and Tokoyami sits with Tsu. Midoriya ends up having to sit with Miss Joke, but I think he's okay with that, as he puts his earphones into his ears and closes his eyes. Aizawa sits alone.

"Shotoshotoshotoshotoshotoshotoshoto" I suddenly remember the thing I was going to show him.

"What is it?"

I pull out the manga from my bag. It's about the love between a girl and an alien boy from space. Knowing Shoto, I'm sure he's never even seen let alone read a manga.

"What's this?"

"Don't tell me you don't read mangas, Shoto." Even though I was already sure he didn't, seeing his confusion is baffling. 

"Oh, a graphic novel," Shoto says, sounding interested.

I open the book and start to read it with him. There's a part where the Alien spills coffee on the MC and she's confused as to why it isn't hot. The alien then explains that he likes coffee cold. And for whatever reason, Shoto laughs.

And keeps laughing.

He can't stop. He continues to chuckle softly to himself and covers his mouth in an attempt to stifle his laughs.

I don't understand this. That wasn't even the funniest part.

~Shoto~

Mid-way, we all switched seats so that couples could be together who weren't before and friends could sit together who weren't sitting together before.

So now I am sitting with Kaminari and Jiro is sitting with Momo.

Ashido is with Kirishima and Utsushimi is sitting with Bakugo. Iida is sitting with Midoriya, Uraraka sits with Hagakure, and Tokoyami and Tsu remain where they are. Ojiro is now the one with Miss Joke, and he silently reads a book while she makes up jokes and laughs at herself.

"I can't wait to get there, bro!" Kaminari playfully punches me in the shoulder.

"I'm excited as well," I respond.

"Wonder what we're gonna eat. And holy shit is that a KARAOKE MACHINE?! I think Ashido brought a karaoke machine."

I groan. I know Momo is going to try and make me sing and that is the last thing I want to do. I'm not really a singer.

"What are you looking forward to most?" I ask.

"Confessing to Jiro-chan, mostly," he whispers to me.

"Oh, nice. You should go for it, Kaminari."

"I've totally fallen for her. She's so edgy and smart and sarcastic. I love everything about her." Then he looks up at me. "Sorry, bro, I didn't mean to share all of that."

"No, no. It's perfectly fine. I think that is touching."

And he looks at me, and I look at him, and I silently wish him the best with Jiro Kyoka. 

And then out of nowhere he says, "Todoroki-kun, why do you talk like a friggin' dictionary!" And then he laughs so hard I fear me may destroy his lungs.

--

Finally, we get to the cabin. It's much larger than I imagined. Which makes sense since it's supposed to temporarily house all of these people.

Momo crashes into me unexpectedly. "Shoto! Look how big this place is! It's almost as big as my house!"

That says a lot, I think. 

"Fourteen rooms, they say," Ashido reads off a small pamphlet. "Sixteen of us."

"I'll sleep with Momo," I offer. She nods to show she agrees.

"Yeah, I bet you will," Kaminari yells out. Jiro elbows him in the stomach, but it's too late, since both Momo and I are already blushing.

"Well that takes care of two people," Ashido continues, ignoring Kaminari. "We need two more people to pair up."

"Ooh! I'll stay with you, roomie!" Utsushimi calls out. Out of the corner of my eye, I see Bakugo give a sigh of relief.

 "Alright, and everyone else can get their own room." Ashido smiles.

"What she said", Aizawa sighed as he dragged his suitcase to his room of choice.

"We could room too, Shota!" Miss Joke giggles.

"There's enough rooms for us to... not do that."

"What if we just did for fun," Miss Joke can't keep a straight face when being mischievous. 

"No," Aizawa simply refuses.

Momo and I drag our suitcases to our room. It's a normal size, not too big but not too small. It'll be different than sleeping in Momo's bed since this bed isn't as big, but that's to be expected.

"Oh, it's so cute!"

Leave it to Momo to find something cute about literally everything.

She runs over to the bed and lands belly down right in the middle. She buries her face in a pillow. "Mmmm, so soft!"

I shake my head at her, but can't resist smiling. I drop my bags and walk over to the bed, climbing on top of Momo and staring down into her eyes.

"S-Shoto!" She gaps softly. "We just got here!"

"I know, I'm just teasing you," I chuckle.

"Hmm." She grins at me and blushes.

~Momo~

"Hey, Ashido! What's the wifi?!" Kaminari shouts across the room.

"Kami, charge my phone," I hear Jiro say.

 "Deku!!! You better not have taken my toothbrush!"

"K-Kacchan, I swear I didn't! Leave me alone!"

I roll my eyes and smile at the antics of my friends. If Tanaka Hideo had gotten his way, I would've missed this. 

"What're we eating, babe?!" Kirishima shouts to Ashido.

"I don't know! I do all this work to get us here! The least you can do is put the food together, Kiri!"

"Alright, then we're having pizza."

Aizawa: "Good, I don't have to cook now."

Miss Joke: "Aww too bad, you're a natural in the kitchen, I bet."

A series of childish whoops ring out among the room. I can't help but dissolve into giggles. 

"Enough! We are mature adolescents and above this silly behavior!"

"Well, Iida's here," Kaminari chuckles.

--

I find myself devouring a third slice. Jiro Kyoka comes over and sits next to me. "Damn, Momo. Isn't that your fourth slice?"

"Nah, third."

"Close. And still more than you usually eat."

"I guess so. Just hungry."

"So... that guy Tanaka's in the slammer for good now, right?"

"Mhm. He's not gonna come back, Kyoka. Promise."

"He better not, unless he wants to find my foot up his ass," she glares, but not at anyone. She looks away for a second then looks back. "On a brighter note, I found a firepit outside and guess who brought marshmallows just in case???"

I gasp and look at her. Kyoka knows I absolutely love marshmallows. I hug her tightly and after a few moments she pushes me off.

"Air," she chokes out. But when I let go of her she smiles.

--

I'm sitting on a log, holding my stick over the fire, watching the marshmallow brown. Shoto pulls his stick away with a concerned look on his face. 

His marshmallow is burning.

"Damn, Shoto... you want your S'more to have your quirk too?!" Ashido laughs.

After blowing  out his incinerated marshmallow, Shoto bites into the crunchy blackness of it. "Not bad."

Everyone erupts into laughter. Kaminari holds his stomach as if it is going to explode and Ashido is covering her mouth in hopes of quieting the giggles. Even Jiro is laughing harder than usual. Iida allows himself a smirk as well. 

The only one not laughing is Aizawa, who somehow found a way to fall asleep not too far from the fire.

Of course, Miss Joke is laughing louder than all of us combined.

"You sure are something else, you Half-N-Half Bastard."

Shoto is still taking bites of his crispy marshmallow like it is a kebab, ignoring everyone else's comments and laughter.

~Shoto~

"Okay, let's play truth or dare now!" Ashido grins mischevously.

"Let's gooo!" Kaminari smirks.

Oh no, not this foolishness.

What's bad is that Aizawa went to bed and Miss Joke is no better than a child in these situations. 

Ashido brings out an empty soda can and spins it around in the middle of the floor. The side with the cap turns toward Asui.

"Truth," the Frog-Quirked girl says.

"I got one!" Hagakure says. "How good of a kisser is Tokoyami?"

Tokoyami stiffens and Asui blushes furiously. "I'm not answering that."

"Wanna switch to dare instead then?" Ashido asks.

"Fine," Asui sighs.

"Good, I dare you to croak the Wheels On The Bus," Hagakure giggles. Then she pulls out a camera.

"You set me up..." Asui says.

--

"Shoto!" Ashido says.

I snap back to attention. "Focus, Todoroki-kun," Iida shakes his head.

"Truth."

"Hey, Icy-Hot! Are you still a virgin?"

"What do you mean, still..." I trail off.

"Well I knew you were when I met you, everything about you screamed 'virgin'. Just wondering if that's still true now that you're with Ponytail."

"To answer your question, yes I am."

"The way you just said that with no shame... so manly of you, Todoroki-kun," Kirishima bows, tears welling up in his eyes.

Miss Joke shakes her head, still laughing.

People start laughing with her, but I'm not ashamed to be a virgin. What happens will happen and I realize there's many things I haven't done. And I want all of my firsts to be with Momo.

Ashido spins the can again.

"Kaminari!"

"Dare," Kaminari smirks mischievously. 

"I dare you to kiss Jiro-chan," Ashido claps.