Chapter 3: The Killer is... REAL!!!

Pio: Well, time to watch some night-time TV with my last Cup of Tea of the day before I go to sleep.

Pio switches on the TV.

X: We interrupt your normal programming with some breaking news!!! There's been reports of several murders all over the Mushroom Kingdom. The Mushroom Kingdom Police Department is holding a emergency press conference, let's go to that.

Chief: Hello everyone, I am the Chief Inspector of the Mushroom Kingdom Police Department and we have reports of several murders that happened earlier tonight. We have CCTV footage of the suspect leaving the scene of the crime... And, we do have a sketch drawing of which we may believe the suspect looks a bit like this...

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https://youtu.be/rK2BW8oX64g

Pio drops the cup.

Pio: OH, SHIT!!!!!

Pio rushed out of the house.

Then... Pio drove through the garage door and Tokyo Drifted the car.

Pio: MARIO!!! LUIGI!!!

Later... Pio arrived at Mario's house.

*KNOCK KNOCK*

Pio: MARIO!!! MARIO!!!

Meggy answered the door.

Pio: Oh, hey Meggy!

Meggy: Can I help you, Pio?

Pio: Where's Mario?!

Meggy: He's at the Pub, why?

Pio: JASON VOORHEES IS REAL!!! ARE YOU WATCHING THE NEWS?!?!?!

Meggy: No, I'm not... And, for the last time... this mysterious serial killer thing that you're talking about is something that you made up!!!

...

Pio: Are you blind or something?! Look at my face!!!

Meggy: Er... don't you talk to me like that!!! I'm your son's wife who is pregnant with your Grand-children!!!

Pio: That's obvious, I know that!!! 

Meggy: Have you gone insane?!

Pio: I'm trying to protect you!!! I really want to have Grand-kids!!!

Meggy taps Pio's shoulder.

Meggy: Um... Pio?

Pio: What?

Meggy: What's that over there?!

Jason showed up.

Pio: Get in the car!!!

Meggy: Eh?!

Pio: I SAID; GET IN THE BLOODY CAR!!!

Pio and Meggy managed to get in the car and drove off.

Meggy: WHO THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?!

Pio: That was Jason Voorhees!!! Do you believe me now?!

Meggy: Well... kind of!

Pio: Oh, Jesus!!! If he killed either Mario, Luigi or any of their own friends, I swear to god...

Meggy: Bloody hell, I hope Mario is alright!!!

Meanwhile...

Mario: Let me get this straight, my Dad was sitting in the park for 5 hours and you actually believe that this serial killer monster is real?!

SMG4: There's been murders all around the world on the exact date every single year!!!

Luigi: You need to go see a doctor, because I think you might have a disease called; YouAreStupiditis.

Mario: Agreed!

SMG4: Shut the hell up, you two!!!

Later...

Meggy: MARIO!!!

Mario: Meggy? What are you doing here?

Meggy: All three of you need to get out of here, right now!!!

Luigi: What's wrong?!

Meggy: Your Dad was right!!! Jason Voorhees has come back to life!!!

...

SMG4: Does Meggy have YouAreStupiditis?

*SMACK*

SMG4: Ow...

Luigi: What are you trying to say?!

Meggy: PLEASE, LET'S JUST GET OUT OF HERE!!!

Mario: Alright, we'll do that... Right after I jug jug jug down this pint.

SMG4/Luigi: JUG JUG JUG!!!

Mario: *BURPS*

https://youtu.be/tDBT7jd01sg

SMG4/Luigi: HOORAY!!!

Meggy: *sigh*

Mario: OK, let's go.

Outside...

Pio: Hey! How are you all doing?!

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Meggy: Um... Pio? Where's your car?

Pio: Well, let's just say I accidentally drove it into a lamp-post!

Mario: You need a eye test, Grandpa!!!

Pio: Will you stop calling me that?! I'm your father!!!

Mario: Well, you're gonna be a Grandpa by the end of the year!!!

Luigi taps Mario's shoulder.

Luigi: M- M- Mario?

Mario: Why are you touching me?

SMG4: Um... Pio? Behind you!

Jason caught up with the gang.

Luigi: *gulp*

Mario: AHH!!! It's the... It's the Crash Ringing... The... The... Mash Hinging... The... um... Bash Singing...

*SMACK*

Mario: What was that for?!

SMG4: THAT'S JASON VOORHEES!!!

Mario: Oh... I thought it The... um... Dash Tinging...

SMG4: OH, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!! It's called 'The Hash Slinging Slasher'!!!

Jason raised up his Machete Knife.

Pio: RUN!!!