Chapter 2: The Serial Killer

THE NEXT DAY...

SMG4: Pio?

Pio: Oh! Hey, SMG4... What are you doing here?

SMG4: I'm doing my daily dose of walking in the park. What brings you here?

Pio: I've been here since 8:00am this morning, staring at this lake.

...

SMG4: It's 1:00pm now... and you're telling me that you've been staring at this lake for 5 hours straight?

Pio: Today is Friday the 13th... and I'm very concerned about tonight...

SMG4: Eh?

Pio: A serial killer called Jason Voorhees is coming out of any lake in the world tonight and I have to make sure it's not in this one!

SMG4: Do you know something? I heard rumours about that!

Pio: Wait, what?! You do?!

SMG4: I saw headlines about murders happening on that exact date, and that made me wonder... what if it was that kid who got drowned in that lake back in the 1950's...

Pio: It's true, you know. I saw him with my own two eyes! He comes out of any random lake in the world!

SMG4: Well, there's only ONE Friday the 13th this year... and the odds of that mysterious killer coming out of this lake are about 100 Million to One.

Pio: I see...

SMG4: Anyways, why don't have a Cup of Tea with us back at the Castle?

Pio: You know what? That'll be good!

Later...

Luigi: What the... What are you doing here?

Pio: Having some Tea with your friend.

SMG4: Cup of Tea?

Luigi: I think I'll pass...

SMG4: Pio has told me the story about the kid that drowned.

Luigi: Oh, has he now?

SMG4: Did you know? Every Friday the 13th, a creepy serial killer called; Jason Voorhees, comes out of a random...

Luigi: SMG4, that's not true!!! It's just a myth...

Pio: SMG4 knows about it!!!

SMG4: I saw headlines about murders that happened on the exact date! It's true, believe me!

...

Luigi: Bollocks!!!

Pio: I beg your pardon?

Luigi: SMG4, you actually believe in all of that nonsense?! How can a dead body kill several people in one night?! Unless, it's a zombie... But still!!!

SMG4: I saw it on the news!!!

Luigi: Jesus, am I living with a bunch of nutters or something?!

SMG4: You've always have been for the past couple of years...

Pio: Luigi, calm down...

Luigi: No! I'll not calm down!!! You're just being interested from a story that never happened!!!

SMG4: What?

Luigi: Now, if you excuse me... I'm off for a dip in the pool!!!

Luigi left.

Pio: Hmm... he'll know it's true, tomorrow morning.

LATER, THAT EVENING...

Jason Voorhees came out of the lake and Pio was right all along, the killer was real!!!

Meanwhile...

Blue Toad: Yo, that night out was fantastic!

Green Toadette: Remember that we had sex in the Toilets?

Blue Toad: Absolutely, you were amazing!

Then...

https://youtu.be/idu7_wLb69E

Green Toadette: Did you hear something?

Blue Toad: Just now?

Green Toadette: Yeah...

Blue Toad: No.

Green Toadette: Um... who's that over there?

Blue Toad: Huh?

Blue Toad: *wheezes* What are you supposed to be? A Trick-or-Treater?

Green Toadette: Yeah! It's way to early for that, we're in May!

Jason raises up his Machete Knife.

Blue Toad: Um... what are you doing with that sword thingy?

And...

https://youtu.be/Q5tmeV85t6I

Green Toadette: *SCREAMS* AHH!!!

*BLOOD SPLATTER*

Jason murdered Blue Toad and Green Toadette.