Chapter 9

Lance P.O.V"Ok here we go!" Keith shouted into the microphone. At least he was more enthusiastic than pidge. The music started to play-

My lover's got humourShe's the giggle at a funeralKnows everybody's disapprovalI should've worshipped her soonerIf the Heavens ever did speakShe is the last true mouthpieceEvery Sunday's getting more bleakA fresh poison each week'We were born sick, ' you heard them say itMy church offers no absolutesShe tells me 'worship in the bedroom'The only heaven I'll be sent toIs when I'm alone with youI was born sick, but I love itCommand me to be wellAmen. Amen. Amen~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~He finished singing the first verse. He was pretty amazing! This is gonna get good.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Take me to churchI'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your liesI'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knifeOffer me that deathless deathGood God, let me give you my life

Take me to churchI'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your liesI'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knifeOffer me that deathless deathGood God, let me give you my life~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Dang! He's really good! His  voice sounds like it was meant for singing! He continued~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~If I'm a pagan of the good timesMy lover's the sunlightTo keep the Goddess on my sideShe demands a sacrificeTo drain the whole seaGet something shinySomething meaty for the main courseThat's a fine looking high horseWhat you got in the stable?We've a lot of starving faithfulThat looks tastyThat looks plentyThis is hungry work

Take me to churchI'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your liesI'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knifeOffer me that deathless deathGood God, let me give you my life

Take me to churchI'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your liesI'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knifeOffer me that deathless deathGood God, let me give you my life

No masters or kings when the ritual beginsThere is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sinIn the madness and soil of that sad earthly sceneOnly then I am humanOnly then I am cleanAmen. Amen. Amen

Take me to churchI'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your liesI'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knifeOffer me that deathless deathGood God, let me give you my life

Take me to churchI'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your liesI'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knifeOffer me that deathless deathGood God, let me give you my life~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~He finished singing. He came walking towards me. "Top that hot shot." He said walking towards the food table and punching my shoulder. "Oh I will" I responded walking towards the front. "Allura im going next." I said walking up. "Be my guest." She said walking beck towards shiro. "Ok everyone! I'm about to sing better than anyone's ever heard! Except for pidge maybe." "Here we go!" I shouted as I picked out my song. This is gonna be good. I chose uptown funk because this is probably the best song ever.Let's do this. (A/N Warning language. So if your a small child you have been warned.)

This hit, that ice coldMichelle Pfeiffer, that white goldThis one for them hood girlsThem good girls straight masterpiecesStylin', whilen, livin' it up in the cityGot Chucks on with Saint LaurentGot kiss myself, I'm so pretty~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I actually ended up kissing myself on this line and I could see Keith face palm in the back.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I'm too hot (hot damn)Called a police and a firemanI'm too hot (hot damn)Make a dragon wanna retire manI'm too hot (hot damn)Say my name you know who I amI'm too hot (hot damn)Am I bad 'bout that money, break it down~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I ended up having pidge do the 'hot damn's and she put on sunglasses and threw money at me. This is just getting interesting.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to youSaturday night and we in the spotDon't believe me just watch (come on)

Don't believe me just watch uh

Don't believe me just watchDon't believe me just watchDon't believe me just watchDon't believe me just watchHey, hey, hey, oh

Stop, wait a minuteFill my cup, put some liquor in itTake a sip, sign a checkJulio, get the stretchRide to Harlem, HollywoodJackson, MississippiIf we show up, we gon' show outSmoother than a fresh dry skippy

I'm too hot (hot damn)Called a police and a firemanI'm too hot (hot damn)Make a dragon wanna retire manI'm too hot (hot damn)Bitch say my name you know who I amI'm too hot (hot damn)Am I bad 'bout that moneyBreak it down

Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to youSaturday night and we in the spotDon't believe me just watch (come on)

Don't believe me just watch uh

Don't believe me just watch uhDon't believe me just watch uhDon't believe me just watchDon't believe me just watchHey, hey, hey, oh

Before we leaveLemmi tell y'all a lil' somethingUptown funk you upUptown funk you upUptown funk you upUptown funk you up uhI said uptown funk you upUptown funk you upUptown funk you upUptown funk you up

Come on, dance, jump on itIf you sexy then flaunt itIf you freaky then own itDon't brag about it, come show me

Come on, danceJump on itIf you sexy then flaunt itWell it's Saturday night and we in the spotDon't believe me just watch come on!

Don't believe me just watch uh

Don't believe me just watch uhDon't believe me just watch uhDon't believe me just watchDon't believe me just watchHey, hey, hey, oh

Uptown funk you upUptown funk you up (say what?)Uptown funk you upUptown funk you upUptown funk you upUptown funk you up (say what?)Uptown funk you upUptown funk you upUptown funk you upUptown funk you up (say what?)Uptown funk you upUptown funk you upUptown funk you upUptown funk you up (say what?)Uptown funk you up~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I ended up having shiro scolding me for language, pidge did all the back ups, and Keith just face palmed the whole time. I even wore sunglasses."Psssht you think that was good? Show off." Keith said standing next to me. "Hey I think I'm good!" I said. "Keywords: you think" he replied. Ouch that hurt. "Ok everyone who's next? No one? Ok then I'll go I guess." Allura said walking up to the microphone.I wonder what song she's gonna sing?"Ok let's do this" I heard her whisper to herself before the music started playing.

I threw a wish in the wellDon't ask me I'll never tellI looked at you as it fellAnd now you're in my way~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Oh god no. No this song. Anything but this song.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I trade my soul for a wishPennies and dimes for a kissI wasn't looking for thisBut now you're in my way

Your stare was holdingRipped jeansSkin was showingHot nightWind was blowingWhere you think you're going baby?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Get ready for the pain...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Hey I just met youAnd this is crazyBut here's my numberSo call me maybeIt's hard to look right at you babyBut here's my numberSo call me maybe

Hey I just met youAnd this is crazyBut here's my numberSo call me maybeAnd all the other boysTry to chase meBut here's my numberSo call me maybe~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Thhhhheeeeerrrrrrreeeeee it is!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~You took your time with the callI took no time with the fallYou gave me nothing at allBut still you're in my way

I beg and borrow and stealAt first sight and it's realI didn't know I would feel itBut it's in my way

Your stare was holdingRipped jeansSkin was showingHot nightWind was blowingWhere you think you're going baby?

Hey I just met youAnd this is crazyBut here's my numberSo call me maybeIt's hard to look right at you babyBut here's my numberSo call me maybe

Before you came into my lifeI missed you so badI missed you so badI missed you so so badBefore you came into my lifeI missed you so badAnd you should know thatI missed you so so bad, bad, bad, bad....

It's hard to look right at you babyBut here's my numberSo call me maybe

Hey I just met youAnd this is crazyBut here's my numberSo call me maybeAnd all the other boysTry to chase meBut here's my numberSo call me maybe

Before you came into my lifeI missed you so badI missed you so badI missed you so so badBefore you came into my lifeI missed you so badAnd you should know thatSo call me, maybe~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Yay! It's over! I mean she had a pretty voice and all, and not saying that I wouldn't totally date her but just, why this song? There are millions out there!!"Ok everyone you may head back to your rooms we'll continue this tomorrow" shiro said pointing towards the door. "Oh cmon!" I heard pidge shout. I did not want to come back tomorrow but I had to. Sadly. We all walked back to our rooms and I sat down. I heard a faint knock on the door. Oh cmon who is it now? "Come in." I said with no emotion in my voice as I was really tired. "Wow, you could've been nicer" Keith said walking in. "Sorry. Had no idea it was you" I said. I actually knew it was him. "Ok, ok fine. Lance, I have a question for you." He said walking up to me and sitting next to me on my bed. I turned towards him and held both of his hands. "Y-yes?" I asked a bit flustered from the way he was looking at me. "I-I was wondering if y-you maybe w-wanted to be m-my b-b-boyfriend?" He asked. I could tell he was nervous. I immediately felt my cheeks burn from turning red. "Keith your an idiot...OF COURSE I WILL!!!!" I said knocking him over by kissing him. This was a happy ending for all.

Writer P.O.VNeedless to say after this Lance and Keith kissed they did multiple things, that if I were to write them down all the small beans who find this and look at it won't be traumatized. Let's just say that after this Lance and Keith couldn't walk for a week and pidge caught it all on tape. A few years later that arrive back on earth and start a family with two boys and one girl and a dog named Oliver. Pidge was the best aunt ever who taught the kids their first swear words and how to knock someone out in under 3 seconds. The kids names were Shiro, Adrain, And Allura. The reason one of them was named shiro is because well, he didn't quite make it back home. R.I.P shiro. The reason the second boy was named Adrain is because he has blonde hair and green eyes, they named him after Adrian Agreste, Keith's favorite fictional character from their favorite show, miraculous ladybug. The third one was named Allura after the space princess they met on their journeys. They tell stories of space and often have to call auntie pidge to confirm because they trust her more than either of their dads. Then Lance and Keith grow old together and die happy. Their kids then meet shiro and Allura because somehow they are alive and then they go on the same adventure that their dads did."I love you Lance" "I love you too Keith."

THE END

Hey guys sorry for not updating for like forever here is the final chapter of the story. I wanted it to end so I came up with an ending and here it is!! Till next time my klance sinnimon rolls. 💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙