Chapter 3: Time for Dinner

SMG3: I can't imagine this Meal, being very traditional and religious.

Megan: How do ya mean?

SMG3: In the Show... the Family is Jewish.

Megan: I see.

Jackie brought the Plates to the Table.

Jackie: Here we are.

Megan: Thanks, Mam.

Annabelle: Ah yes... Shalom.

Jackie: Um...

Megan: Yes... Shalom.

SMG3: Shalom to you, all.

Jackie: Are we Jewish, all of a sudden?

SMG3: You know... I've seen every episode of Friday Night Dinner, and I always wondered... do Jewish Families always have a proper cooked Dinner in their Houses on Friday Nights.

Jackie: Well, every Week... Jewish People celebrate a Weekly event called; Sabbath.

SMG3: Ah... so all of this time, the Goodmans were celebrating Sabbath?

Jackie: Yes.

Martin: Ya watched the Show... ya should know that.

SMG3: ...

Jackie: Anyways, tuck in everyone.

SMG3: Shalom.

During Dinner...

Jackie: How is it?

Annabelle: Very nice, Mam.

Megan: Agreed.

Jackie: How is the Steak, SMG3?

SMG3: It's nice, Jackie... lovely bit of Squirrel.

Martin: What?

SMG3: *wheezes* HA-HA-HA!!! 😂

Martin: Oh... um... usually I say that line.

SMG3: You snooze, you lose.

Annabelle: He does have a point, like.

Martin: Hmm...

Jackie: Anyone want Gravy on their Mash?

SMG3: Yes, please.

Jackie poured Gravy on SMG3's Mash.

SMG3: Thanks, Jackie.

SMG3 ate the Mash.

SMG3: Oh...

Jackie: Alright?

SMG3: This is normal Mash.

Martin: And?

SMG3: I usually like Cheesy Mash.

Martin: *cough*

Jackie: Cheesy Mash?

SMG3: It's Mashed Potatoes, but it's mixed with Cheese... and you can taste the Cheese.

Martin: I think we all get the Description.

...

Jackie: So... SMG3 has met all of us, in Santorini.

Annabelle: Never coming back...

Jackie: Have ya travelled to other Countries?

SMG3: Of course.

Jackie: Where else have ya been, pet?

SMG3: I've been to Paris for the Olympics, last Year.

Jackie: Nice.

Megan: Did ya go to Tokyo?

SMG3: Nah... I once had a Restraining Order against the SMG4 Crew, between 2020 & 2021.

Martin: Jesus...

SMG3: But, that Restraining Order was eventually lifted.

Jackie: Oh, good.

SMG3: And, I went to Qatar for the 2022 World Cup.

Megan: NO FREAKING WAY... YOU WENT TO THE WORLD CUP IN QATAR?!?!?!

SMG3: Yep, and the SMG4 Crew were Individual Match Ticket Holders... meaning that we went to EVERY single World Cup Game, including the Final!

Megan: YO, THAT IS SICK... I'm so jealous, like!!!

SMG3: I bet you're looking forward to the 2026 World Cup, next Year!

Megan: Of course, I am... England have qualified!!!

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Megan: I really wanna go to a World Cup game, in the Future... but, we only went to a Euro game!

Martin: We went to the Euro 2020 Final at Wembley.

SMG3: Hmm... it must've been a depressing journey back.

Megan: But, we did go to Wembley again... for the Women's Euro 2022 Final! And, that was more cheerful.

...

Jackie: Are ya looking forward to ya Birthday, Annabelle?

Annabelle: Yeah, and it's gonna be the best Birthday ever!

SMG3: Well, except the fact that your Family is in the way.

Annabelle: *wheezes* Ha!

Martin: What are ya trying to say? Are we an Obstacle, all of a sudden?

Megan: I'm not one.

Annabelle: He does have a point, like.

SMG3: Thanks, babe.

Martin: *sigh*

SMG3: Your Dad is feeling down, again.

Annabelle: Cheer up, Dad.

Martin: I'm trying.

SMG3: Listen... I've got Annabelle, the most perfect gift for her Halloween! And, nothing can destroy it.

*PHONE RINGS*

SMG3: *sigh* My Phone is interrupting our Dinner Party.

Martin: Who's ringing ya?

SMG3: The Hypnotist, to accept me & Annabelle's love.

Martin: ...

Jackie: *wheezes*

Annabelle: Who's calling?

Martin: Another Woman?

SMG3 checked his Phone.

SMG3: The dumbest idiot in our Crew...

[PICK UP]

SMG3: Hello, Mario... How may I assist?

Mario: Um... SMG3? We have a problem!

SMG3: Your Penis AIDS is in the Bathroom Cabinet.

Mario: HA-HA... Very funny, dip-shit!

SMG3: What's up?

Mario: You know that Build-A-Bear Bat, that Annabelle is gonna get for her Birthday?

SMG3: What?

Mario: Well, I wanted to show it off to the others... and now, I can't find it.

SMG3: YOU DID, WHAT?!?!?!

Annabelle: Is there a problem?

SMG3: Excuse me, one moment!

SMG3 left the Table.

Martin: Ya not gonna answer me Daughter's Question?!

SMG3: What do you mean; You lost it?!

Mario: Um... it disappeared, like Poof!

SMG3: Like Poof?! Like freaking Houdini?!

SMG4: It's not under SMG3's Bed.

SMG3: Who was that?

Mario: SMG4 is looking under your Bed, and he's not very good at looking.

SMG3: WHERE DID YOU LAST HAVE IT?!?!?!

Mario: Um... SMG4's Castle?

SMG3: WHY ARE YOU LOOKING IN MY APARTMENT, ABOVE MY CAFE... IF YOU LOST IT IN THE CASTLE?!?!?! It's not gonna be there, is it?!

Mario: Because, I'm trying to re-create the Scenario... so, I picked it up from your Bed and I took it to SMG4's Castle to show the others.

SMG3: How did you lost it, then?!

Mario: I turned my Back for 1 second... and it vanished! I think it moves around when no Human is around, like Toy Story.

SMG3: OMG, I can't believe the Night I am having!!!

Mario: Jesus... what's up your Ass?

SMG3: You will not believe the Night, I am having... I am literally in Annabelle's Parents' House, having Dinner with them!!!

Mario: W- What?!

SMG3: And, it's not even funny!

Mario: SMG4, SMG3 is having Dinner in front of Annabelle's Parents!!!

SMG4: *LAUGHING* HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! 😂😂😂

Mario: *wheezes* OMG, this must be very awkward... I think the Father is going through a Panic-Attack when his own Daughter is getting shagged by you!!! 😂

...

SMG3: You listen here! If that Build-A-Bear Bat is lost or damaged when I get back... YOU'RE DEAD!!!

Mario: Why are you giving Annabelle, a Stuffed Animal for her Birthday? Their basically for Kids.

SMG3: Because, she loves Bats... also I've seen TikTok's of Couples giving each other, Stuffed Animals from Build-A-Bear!!!

Mario: So... Kids & Grown-Ups love them so... a Happy World of Haribo?

SMG3: FIND IT, AND BRING IT BACK TO MY PLACE!!!

Mario: Alright, I see what I can do.

SMG3: THAT BAT COSTS ME, £30!!!

Mario: Don't worry... Detective Mario is on the Case.

SMG3: FIND IT!!!

[HANG UP]

SMG4: Mario, I'm stuck... can you help me?

Mario: Bruh... I'm not Gay.

After that...

SMG3: *sigh* Honestly...

Annabelle: SMG3?

SMG3: AHH... You startled me!

Annabelle: Sorry?

SMG3: Hello, babe... how are you?

Annabelle: Did I just hear; Bat?

SMG3: W- What?!

Annabelle: D- Did you get a Build-A-Bear Bat, for me?!

SMG3: N- No... it was about... um... a C- Cricket Bat!

Annabelle: A Cricket Bat?

SMG3: Yeah, I bought a Cricket Set for the little ones... and Mario some-how lost the Bat.

Annabelle: ...

SMG3: There's still no sign of a single Build-A-Bear Bat.

Annabelle: *sigh* They're so cute... 😢

SMG3: I know... but I really want to find one, as well.

Martin: You two... where did ya go? Ya better not have Sex, in me Bedroom!!!

Jackie: Martin!!!

Annabelle: Let's just finish our Dinner.

When they sat back down...

Jackie: Everything okay?

SMG3: Yeah, just my stupid Friend being retarded.

Martin: Does me Daughter have some retarded Friends?!

Annabelle: Dad, does every single Question have to be about me Boy-friend?!

Martin: ...

SMG3: Jackie... did your Husband forget to take his Panic-Attack Pills, earlier?

Jackie: I think so.

Annabelle/Megan: *wheezes*

Martin: Wow, you are funny.

SMG3: Was that sarcastic?

Martin: I think so.

SMG3: Are you trying to say that I'm playing a dangerous game?!

Martin: What?!

Annabelle: *sigh* Mam... do something!

Jackie: What am I supposed to say?!

Annabelle: I think Dad doesn't like SMG3.

Jackie: Martin!

Martin: What?

Jackie: Can ya just behave, in front of our Guest?

Martin: Just finish ya Food, before it gets cold!

...

Jackie: SMG3, why don't ya tell us about where ya live?

Martin: He lives with idiots.

SMG3: True.

Jackie: Continue.

SMG3: Well, I own my own Cafe and I live in an Apartment just above it... it's literally next to SMG4's Castle, it's like 30 Seconds away from each other.

Annabelle: I'd recommend visiting there.

Jackie: You run ya own Business?! That's great!

Megan: Did ya hear that, Dad? At least, he runs his own Business.

Martin: I'll let that slide.

Jackie: How long have ya been running ya Business?

SMG3: About a Year and a Half, now.

Jackie: Very nice... I'm proud of ya.

Martin: Have ya ever had any problems?

SMG3: *sigh* Oh god... get comfortable! Have you all read this Headline that happened, last Year?

Martin: What happened?

SMG3: Some crazy Psycho Woman, literally burned down my Cafe!

Jackie: O- Oh God... I'm sorry!

Megan: OMG, I remember watching that on the News! Was there a Riot?

SMG3: Yes!

Martin: Oh, I remember now.

Jackie: Well, at least ya Business was saved.

SMG3: Yeah, but thank God that she's in Prison now.

Annabelle: I heard that the Woman, lost her Child... he got killed in a Car Accident or something.

SMG3: Oh God, yes.

Annabelle: And, believe it or not... I'm now Friends with the Victims of that horrific Riot!

Megan: What a coincidence.

Jackie: At least, SMG3 was brave.

Annabelle: Me brave Hero.

SMG3: I sure am.

*KISS*

Martin: *cough*

*PHONE RINGS*

SMG3: *sigh* For God's sake...

Annabelle: Mario, again?

SMG3: Um... it's not my Phone.

Annabelle checked her Phone.

Annabelle: Hang on... it's my Phone.

SMG3: Why is Mario ringing you?

Annabelle: I don't know...

[PICK UP]

Annabelle: Hi-ya, Mario.

Mario: Annabelle, can you turn on Speaker Phone? We like to speak to your Parents.

Annabelle: Oh, um... okay?

Annabelle turned on Speaker Phone.

SMG3: What are you doing?

Mario: Hello, everyone!

SMG4: What's happening, everybody?!

Jackie: Oh, ya must be Annabelle's new Friends!

SMG3: ...

Mario: Hey Annabelle... can you let SMG3 know that his Penis Growing Pills have arrived?

SMG3: *SPITS OUT DRINK*

Annabelle: What?!

Mario: Where's the Father?!

Martin: Um... right here?

SMG3: SHUT UP, MARIO!!!

Mario: SMG3 & your Daughter have been shagging, each other!

Martin: I KNEW IT!!!

SMG3: Gimme the Phone!

Annabelle gave her Phone to SMG3.

SMG3: PISS... OFF!!! FIND THAT BLOODY B-- Uh, I mean... find the Cricket Bat!

Mario: Cricket Bat? What Cricket Bat?!

Adam appeared.

Adam: Everything alright?

Jackie: Not now, Adam!

Mario: Who's that?!

Adam: Is that one of ya Friends, like?

SMG3: No, it's the Orphanage!

Adam: I'm 18.

Mario: Is that one of Annabelle's Brothers?

Adam: Hi-ya, I'm Adam!

Martin: Adam, Upstairs!

Mario: We were just talking about SMG3 & Annabelle's Sex Stories!

Adam: Ooo, I wanna hear!

SMG3: I'm hanging up!

Mario: ADAM... SNATCH THE PHONE!!!

Adam: OKAY!!!

*SNATCH*

SMG3: OI!!!

Adam climbed on to the Table.

Jackie: ADAM!!!

Annabelle: THAT'S ME PHONE, YOU IDIOT!!!

Jackie: GET OFF THE TABLE!!!

Adam: MARIO... KEEP TALKING!!!

Mario: Well, this is what happened... SMG3 & Annabelle like to lick each others Anus's!

SMG3: THAT'S NOT TRUE!!!

Mario: And, Annabelle was really riding SMG3!

SMG4: It's true!!!

SMG3: STOP TAKING THE PISS!!!

Martin: ...

Adam: I wanna hear more!

Mario: Annabelle was like; "OH YA... OH YA... HARDER... HARDER!!!"

Annabelle: I beg ya pardon?!

Mario: That was the sound of Annabelle having an Orgasm!

Martin: O- Oh, sweet Jesus!

SMG3: THAT'S IT!!!

SMG3 climbed on to the Table.

Annabelle: Careful, SMG3!!!

Jackie: OFF THAT TABLE, NOW!!!

SMG3: Give it!!!

Adam: You had Sex with Annabelle!

SMG3 tried to grab the Phone.

SMG3: Stop being a Shit-head!!!

Megan: He always has been!!!

Jackie: CAREFUL, YA GONNA--

The Table started to wobble.

Adam: Whoa!

SMG3: A- AHH!!!

https://youtu.be/bMwkJ2GYf-s

Everyone: *GASP*

Jackie: OMG!!!

SMG3: SHIT... SHIT ON IT!!!

Mario: Um... I just remembered! We're not at SMG3's Dinner Party!

[HANG UP]

SMG3: I'M GONNA KILL MY FRIENDS!!!

Annabelle: ARE YA ALRIGHT, SMG3?!?!?!

SMG3: DO I LOOK ALRIGHT?!?!?!

Jackie: ME LOVELY TABLE!!!

Adam: Oh God, sorry!!!

*SMACK*

Adam: OUCH!!!

Martin: YOU BLOODY IDIOT!!! 😡😡😡

Jackie: ADAM... I TOLD YA NOT TO CLIMB ON TABLES!!! 😡😡😡

*SMACK*

Adam: OUCH!!!

Martin: AND, YOU!!!

*SMACK*

SMG3: OUCH!!! 

Annabelle: DAD!!!

SMG3: Why me?!

Martin: YOU CLIMBED UP, AS WELL!!!

...

Jackie: Megan, go and get the Dust-Pan & Brush!!!

Megan: Right!!!

Jackie: Quickly!!!

Megan: Jesus!!!

*SMACK*

Adam: OUCH!!!

Megan: DOLLOP-HEAD!!!

Adam: Can everyone stop hitting me?!

Jackie: Look what you've done, Adam!!!

Adam: Alright, I'm sorry... Mario told me to do it!!!

Annabelle: If Mario told ya to jump off a Bridge... would ya do it?!

Adam: I'm 18... I'm not a Child, anymore!!!

Jackie: Go to ya Room, Adam!!!

Adam: Bleeding hell!!!

Annabelle: Oi, you!

Adam: Yeah?

*SMACK*

Adam: OUCH... CHRIST!!!

Adam went away.

Adam: I CAN'T WAIT TO MOVE OUT OF HERE, AND MOVE TO ME REAL HOME-TOWN IN WEAR-SIDE!!!

Martin: *sigh* Why is me life like this?