Dragio [Naruto Fanfic] Chapter 3

~Chapter 3~

Fuck….me….

“Dammit!” I growled, kicking a stone. Cheisu whined in agreement.

He was sitting in my backpack-which I still luckily had. His was back at the house so I would have to make a new one. Even if I had his though I’d hafta make it smaller-pouting because of his height….shrinkage. it worried me. He wouldn’t be as fast. Or strong. Fuck. That’ll hurt us….

“How far away is this damn place….?” I grumbled, walking along the forest towards the sun. it was maybe four in the afternoon judging by its position. Yeah, I had learned the old-fashioned way to tell time. When you don’t have enough money to by a watch and asking for the time was a hassle, you learn quickly.

“Oh….what’s this?” Cheisu and I froze at someone’s voice. We were maybe half a mile from the gate to the village by now.

And I was too busy mumbling complaints to focus on our surroundings. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

I looked up slowly into a large tree branch to see….oh shit fuck. Them? Seriously?

There stood Hatake Kakashi and….gulp….Might Guy. Come on man?! Why couldn’t just Kakashi find me?! I mean, seriously? How hard is that?!

“Dammit. Weird-brows is here….” I mumbled. Only Cheisu heard though and he let out a doggy laugh.

“So pretty lady, are you a passing traveler? Here to see family? Boyfriend?” Might Guy asked, jumping down to grab my right hand. When his lips were an inch away I lifted my left arm, putting the knife blade on the bracelet between his face and my hand.

“Try it.” I growled threateningly. He shrugged, starting to continue when he got my foot slammed into his stomach and he smashed into a tree twenty feet away. Damn. I got stronger.

“Guy, how many times have a told you not to do that to women? I’m really sorry about him, Miss.” Kakashi sighed then turned to me with a closed-eye smile he was known for.

I nodded, glaring at Guy then huffed, continuing on my walk towards the village. The third Hokage might know what to do….he was the most respected person I knew in the series.

“So….where are you headed? Seems pretty dangerous for a woman to be traveling on her own.” Kakashi went on lazily. I rolled my eyes and shrugged.

“Hokage’s office.”

“Really? You know him?”

“Nope, don’t know him. Fixing to know him. I have a very big problem to discuss.”

“Oh. I could take you there if you want.” Kakashi offered. I nodded, giving him a grateful smile.

“Thanks. That would be amazing.”

“You’re- oh shit, he’s not dead.” Kakashi muttered as Guy ran back over to us. An anime vein popped onto my forehead and I glared. Dammit. Next time I’m roasting him.

“Dearest me, beautiful lady! It would be my honor to-”

“Quiet you.” I ordered, poking the side of his neck. He did a little spasm before passing out.

“Hm….are you a shinobi?” Kakashi questioned me, poking Guy with his foot.

“Nope.”

“Then how’d you beat him?”

“Pressure point.” I answered, shrugging and smiled. Kakashi nodded and stared down at Guy. He let out a shrug and picked him up, throwing him over his shoulder.

“Alright, follow me.”

“I swear guys! I smell something weird!” We paused as we heard voices and looked behind us, up the trail I had been walking on. Three boys rounded the corner and I raised an eyebrow. There was Nara Shikamaru, Akimichi Chouji and Inuzuka Kiba. Kiba was on all fours with his nose near the ground and his dog, Akamaru, in the same position.

“Uh….I think I found that strange scent.” Chouji muttered as he ate a handful of chips. He was staring straight at us. Shikamaru’s, Kiba’s and Akamaru’s heads snapped up to stare at us and I rose an eyebrow. Should they be outside the gates?

“Why are you outside the gates?” Kakashi questioned, bored. Ha! Great minds think alike!

“Uh….exploring?” Kiba muttered, standing up and scratching the back of his neck while chuckling quietly.

I blinked. Then I felt a chill and someone lifted my hand up. Instantly I pounded my fist against Guy’s head.

“Dammit! Stop touching me damn you!” I growled, knocking him out again. Kakashi sighed and turned to walk towards Konoha again.

“Come on. All of you.” He ordered. I rolled my eyes, turning to follow him as the boys muttered under their breaths, blaming Kiba who was growling.

I felt someone close by and I paused, pointing my bracelet at Kiba who was sniffing my shoulder with a frown. He eyed the blade and took a step back but still looked at me with a scowl.

“What?” I muttered.

“You smell weird.”

“Thanks.” I muttered sarcastically, rolling my eyes. His dog, Akamaru, started barking and we both eyed him.

“I feel insulted.” I muttered when he was done barking.

“Wait. You understood that?!” Everyone asked. Except Guy. He was still passed out.

“Yup.” I muttered, popping the ‘p’.

“What did the mutt say?” Shikamaru questioned curiously.

“That I: ‘Smell like a mix between a cat and a dog. Disgusting’.” I raised an eyebrow down at the white pup and he growled slightly.

“H-how’d you know that?” Chouji questioned.

“If I didn’t understand dog, I’d be lost all the time. Right Cheisu?” I questioned, earning a bark in response as he poked his black head out of the bag. Akamaru’s eyes automatically snapped to the dog in confusion as well as everyone else’s. Oh yeah….he was taking a nap. No one noticed him.

“Alright, hang on a minute while I drop Guy off.” Kakashi ordered as we stopped in front of the hospital. I nodded, hopping up to sit cross-legged on the surrounding wall as the three boys stared at me. I raised an eyebrow.

“Something of interest to you?”

“It’s weird. Only Kiba’s ever talked to animals. Him and that weird Shino guy.” Shika muttered.

I rolled my eyes and yawned. “Well, when you spend most of your life running from people killing you, ya learn.” I gave them a grin with my naturally fang-like canines and they all blinked in shock. Kakashi then appeared next to me, nodding.

“We can go now.”

“Alright. Later boys.” I nodded and jumped over them off the fence, following Kakashi as he appeared in front of me.

“Come in!” The Hokage called. I brushed aside the cloth door and stepped inside, bowing my head slightly to the old man. He looked at me with interest as Kakashi stood to one side of the room.

“You asked to see me?”

“Yeah. Well, you see, me and my friend kinda got in trouble.” I said sheepishly, pointing to Cheisu. This was our first time ever asking for help, if you couldn’t tell.

“Oh? And what would that be?” The Old Man questioned.

“Uh….alright. This ain’t gonna seem….plausible but hear me out first,” At their nod, I started, “Okay, so I was running from this gang-they were idiots by the way-and after a while I shook them off. Then I headed home where I got something to eat and watch TV. Then-here’s the best part-as I was watching a show about this place to be exact, there was a vortex that opened up and POOF! I end up in a field miles that a way.” I pointed to the left and waited for their reactions. Hm. Where’s a cricket when you need one?

“A….show? As in a television series? About here?”

“Yup! Based all around Uzumaki Naruto. That’s how I know mostly everything that’s gonna play out. And about every person of importance.” I smiled.

They looked at me in disbelief again before exchanging glances. “Alright….well….do you know who Kakashi is?” He questioned, pointing to the ninja who simply blinked. I pointed to his headband that covered his eye.

“You have a sharingan eye that you’re best friend gave you after he was smashed by boulders on a mission to save your teammate you had abandoned. You’re strongest move is the Lightning Blade and you’re known as the Copy Ninja. You also used to be part of the ANBU Black Ops.” Both of their jaws dropped and their eyes widened in disbelief.

“No way….how the did you know that?” Kakashi questioned.

“Watched the show. Duh.” I rolled my eyes and stuck out my tongue.

“So….what do you need help with?” The Hokage questioned.

I dropped to my knees, clapping my hands together with a pout as I stared at him.

“Please let me become a shinobi and let me stay in this world! I don’t like my other world! Everyone tries to kill me!”

They stared at me so I increased the cuteness of my pout. Finally the Hokage sighed and muttered something under his breath that sounded susipiciously like ‘damn puppy dog eyes’.

“Alright. Fine. Kakashi. Show her here and also show here where the ninja academy is.” The Hokage ordered, handing Kakashi a scroll. Kakashi unrolled it, looking over the writing before nodding and motioning for me to follow him out.

“Oh. And girl?”

I paused, looking back at him.

“Two things. One, what’s your name? And two, do you have any powers at all?”

“Call me Dragio. And I don’t know,” I snapped my fingers, creating a ball of fire above them, “Do I?” I grinned mysteriously before letting out a giggle and following Kakashi down the hallways and out of the Hokage’s….office? House? Building? What the hell is this place?

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Authors Note

Haha! A much longer chapter than the first two! I hope you enjoyed it x3How’d you like the boys appearance? Or Kakashi? What about the Old Man? Lol. Oh. And could you guys maybe vote? At the time I’m writing this I have like 51 and it’s been that way for like a month so I just stare at my profile, clicking refresh. And nothing changes T.TAnyway, peace!~MewP.S. If you want to read any of my other works, Pocky and Anime [boyxboy] is finished by the time I’m posting this (I hope) so read that. Or maybe Eclipsing Spirit. I’m writing that one now as well. First chapter is as long as three of these chapters xD