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(FINAL) Chapter 6: Back to Normal

02:01, 8 February 2025

Kirby: ORDER... ORDER... ORDER!!! So, Luigi... it turns out that you were telling the Truth all along! It turns out that it was the Ex-Wife that shot killed her own Husband.

Luigi: Of course, I was innocent.

Kirby: Well, we will now change the Lawsuit...I find you; Not Guilty. 

*GAVEL BANG*

Kirby: You are free to go.

Luigi: Thank you, your honour.

Kirby: And, as for Bonnie... you are Guilty for murdering your own Husband.

*GAVEL BANG*

Bonnie: *sigh*

Kirby: Anything you want to say?

Bonnie: This wouldn't have happened... if my cheating Ex-Husband was having an Affair with loads of Women!!!

Kirby: Oh, do you know what I just realised?!

Bonnie: What?

Kirby: Your name is Bonnie.

Bonnie: And?

Kirby: I'm sentencing you to be sent to a Men's Prison!

Bonnie: What?

Kirby: And, you'll be free to go... if you sleep with 1000 Men!

Bonnie: WHAT?!?!?!

Kirby: Case dismissed!

*GAVEL BANG*

Bonnie: 1000 MEN?!?!?! I won't be able to walk!!!

Kirby: Also, Luigi... I heard that you wanna sue McDonald's for Disturbing your Peace.

Luigi: Correct.

Kirby: I find McDonald's; GUILTY... and, the Company will be fined £1,000... and the money will be sent to you.

*GAVEL BANG*

Luigi: Thank you, your Honour.

Kirby: I'm going Home.

Bonnie: I'm gonna get so molested.

After that...

Ronald: *SCREAMS* YOU ARE SO GROUNDED, GRIMACE!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡

Grimace: Y- You are not my Father!!!

Ronald: I DON'T CARE!!!

Grimace: I thought we had a Criminal, in our Restaurant!!!

Ronald: WELL, THANKS TO YOU... NOW, I'M GONNA HAVE TO PAY £1,000 FOR AN INNOCENT CUSTOMER!!! 😡

Grimace: I'm sorry...

Ronald: YOU'RE SORRY?!?!?! YOU'VE EMBARRASSED THE WHOLE RESTAURANT!!! 

B. King/Colonel: *LAUGHING* HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! 😂😂

Ronald turned around.

Ronald: WHAT ARE YOU IDIOTS DOING HERE?!?!?!

B. King: We came to watch you get owned!

Colonel: Aww... don't cry, Ronald!

B. King: Wow... you really screwed up, McDonald... you need to get your Eyes tested!

Colonel: First, you make The Grimace Shake... everyone freaking died because of that... and, your Purple Blob strikes again with Embarrassment!

Grimace: *sobbing* I'M SUCH AN EMBARRASSMENT!!! 😭

B. King: Also, I'm suing you!

Roland: For what?!

B. King: Your stupid Hamburglar keeps stealing my Whoppers, and puts them in the Incinerator!!!

Roland: WHOPPER... WHOPPER... WHOPPER... WHOPPER... McDonald's is clearly better!!!

B. King: Says who?!

Ronald: Says me... All you sell is Burgers, and nothing else!!!

B. King: WRONG... I sell Chicken Nuggets, as well!

Ronald: YOU STEALING MY CHICKEN MCNUGGETS NOW?!?!?!

Colonel: All I sell is Chicken.

Ronald: WELL, I'M SUING YOU BOTH FOR STEALING MY CHICKEN RECIPE!!!

Colonel: My Chicken is better, than all of yours!!!

B. King: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!

Ronald: BURGER KING, MY ASS... KFC, MY ASS!!!

B. King: WHY YOU LITTLE!!!

Colonel: GO ON, THEN!!!

https://youtu.be/KZcC1oK291I

*PUNCH*

*KICK*

Luigi: Well, I'm a free man again.

Meggy: Let's get out of here... this place sucks.

Luigi: Yeah, let's do that.

Outside...

Luigi: Well, everything is back to the way they were.

Pomni: Thank God.

Luigi: And, I'm a free Man again.

Pomni: It's good to have my Luigi back.

Luigi: It's good to have my life back, more like.

Pomni: And, we can have our Couples Weekend away!

Luigi: We sure will.

*KISS*

SMG4: So, what happening to the real Shooter?

Luigi: Honestly... you don't wanna know.

SMG4: Fair enough.

Luigi: Also, let's just say that there's a Fast Food Fight in Court.

SMG4: Okay.

...

Pomni: So, how was Prison?

Luigi: It was very weird... there was Diddy Kong, who recently got addicted to Baby Oil... and Yoshi has got like, 2 Years left.

SMG4: Oh yeah... Yoshi did commit Fraud.

Pomni: And, who gets addicted to Baby Oil?

Luigi: I have no idea.

Meggy: Anyways, it looks like another Case has been solved by Lawyer Meggy.

Pomni: We make very good Detectives.

SMG4: Except the time where Mario had his own ideas.

Meggy: Speaking of Mario... where the hell is he?

SMG4: Oh, he's at the Police Station.

Meggy: What? Why?

SMG4: He's reporting a very serious Crime.

Meanwhile...

Gov Oof: Can I help you?

Mario: I WANNA REPORT A VERY SERIOUS CRIME!!!

Gov Oof: What happened?

Mario: SOME BITCH ASS SEAGULL, POOPED ON MY ICE CREAM!!!

Auri: O_O

Gov Oof: ...

Auri: What did you say?!

Mario: Some... Bitch Ass... Seagull... pooped on my Ice Cream!!!

Auri: THAT DAMN SEAGULL!!!

Gov Oof: OFFICERS... There's a dangerous Seagull on the loose, and its a Serial Pooper!!!

Auri: Don't worry, Mario... we'll get it!!!

Mario: Well, you better!!!

Auri: Right... let's get Hunting!!!

Later...

https://youtu.be/vi0G3r10yKo

Auri: Where are you, you little Bugger?

[RADIO]: Have you got it yet, Auri?

Auri: *RADIO* Not yet... All I can hear is them squawking.

Seagull(s): MINE... MINE... MINE... MINE... MINE... 

Auri: *RADIO* They are so annoying!

[RADIO]: I've got an idea... get an Ice Cream, that I've put in your Inventory.

Auri: Hmm...

Auri got out an Ice Cream.

Seagull: MINE!!!

Auri: A-HA!!!

Seagull: *POOPS* 💩

Auri: GOTCHA!!!

*BANG*

https://youtu.be/q6Vj40bdbho

Auri: Sayonara!

[RADIO]: Is it done?

Auri: *RADIO* It's done.

[RADIO]: It won't hurt an Ice Cream anymore.

Auri: The World is now a better place.

https://youtu.be/0FpTEg5-Cro

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